Pity Cum

When you're trying cum as fast as you can, so that you can get the shitty sex/hand-job/blow-job over and done; and your cum oozes out instead of shoots out.

I had to pity cum because that was the driest mouth ever, and now I have crusty dried semen on my head.

by Pizza_And_Bacon_Adventure July 10, 2014

Cum in lung

When deepthroating and the male cums in the avioli and becomes very difficult to breath.

Last night billy bob gave me cum in lung disorder! I need my inhaler!

by Ukjvfeukvefjkvbefkuvvfkuvbefkv May 19, 2014

cum keyboard

A keyboard which has been cum apon so much that it has formed an extra layer over the actual keyboard and has a hard inside layer amd a wet & sticky outside layer. Usually some keys get stuck together and the whole thing is sticky to where it is unusable.

Gamer boi: "I went to play fortnite last night but my keyboard was so sticky that my hands kept getting wet and they stuck to the keys."
Old girl: "well maybe you should clean your cum keyboard Johnny!"

by Whispering_sweet_nothings November 13, 2018

Slushee cum

A term for a watered down slushee

Yo, this slushee cum is litty

by kmanchill July 18, 2017

cum tears

The cum that drips from the eyes after blowing a load on someones face and eyes, especially after she has been deep throating and gagging where cum mixes with actual tears secreted by the throated person.

Wipe the cum tears from your face before your boyfriend gets home.

by Bamzamma June 14, 2018

cum bomb

the act of ejaculating in a napkin and throwing it at someone

i hit that kid with a cum bomb bigger than heroshima

by deezbignutz69420 February 17, 2022

Hate Cum

When you are banging someone, normally having hate sex, and you make a mess when you cum just so you inconvenience them

I was banging that bitch Bailey and I hate cummed all over her carpet! She spend an hour cleaning that up!!

by Mike Big Black Hawk June 3, 2016