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Awkward Condor

to be used only once in the most awkward situation possible.

slowly back out of the room while flapping arms and cawing like a crow
Rachel: " how was your night last night"

Brittany "well... when I went to go visit the eight floor... I saw something I shouldn't have"

Rachel" " what did you see?"

Brittany: " it was awkward condor worthy"

Rachel : * gasp*
by britnaynay February 14, 2010
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conor oberst

impossibly good-looking emokid. He is known most commonly as the frontman for Bright Eyes, but he has also fronted his later project Desaparecidos.

This guy is a genius, often tagged as a wunderkind (he started recording at 14) and channels his emotions into powerful lyrics emokidettes can relate to.

Actually, he is still sorta a kid. I went to a show of his when he was way younger and he was so tiny and kid-like it shocked me. I haven't seen him recently (he's gone too mainstream for my wallet) so hopefully he had finally hit puberty and start growing up.

If you like Bright Eyes, you will love Cursive, front by a member of Conor's former band Commander Venus Tim Kasher. Similar music, except I prefer Cursive
One thing that sets Conor apart from other musicians is his amazing voice. His voice wavers when he sings. It reconnects people to memories of crying and painful emotions and whatnot so after a few painful notes, you will be real fucking depressed. Go to one of his shows and you can feel the depression rolling off the crowd. No moshing here, kiddos, just crying.
by rise up rise against June 12, 2004
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Kurtis Conner

awesome fella that always says he doesn't want to hurt someone's feelings but still does that :) he looks like he didn't wash his hair probably for several months but he has so cool t shirts that I can't be mad at him. he has only one serious disadvantage - a girlfriend. so relax and stop adjusting your hair, you, beautiful girl on the other side of the computer screen. (That what would Kurtis say. See? He's really nice!)
The first time I saw his videos was in the Louvre 'cause they are fucking masterpieces
Few people know that Kurtis is the mayor of the KurtisTown - the best place to live and look at the shitty content all over the Inernet
-Do you watch Kurtis Conner's videos?
-Oh that's the one where soft boy claps with reverb and very high saturation?
-You didn't watch his video about soft boys, did you?
by citizen of the KurtisTown July 31, 2019
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conor oberst

man, your ideas have been so like conor lately
by Carly November 5, 2003
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Conor

Conor is the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He’s got a great sense of humor. Always making you laugh. He’s so kind and caring that you will never have a bad day without him knowing. He always wants you to be happy and he will do anything to make you feel that way. He’s so handsome that any girl could fall in love with him at one glance. He doesn’t know how honestly amazing he is. Conor is always hard on himself, pushing to the limits. He excels at every sport and is always looking for ways to improve. Once he has a goal, nothing can stop him. He’s not only got the looks and athleticism, but he’s also smart. He makes sure he spends time studying and he cares about his grades. The person you will never forget, that’s Conor. You mean everything to me, Conor.
That person who you can’t take your eyes off of, that you want to spend every second with, that’s Conor. You will always be in my heart, Conor.
by Orangerainbow March 27, 2019
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conor

(n., adj.) A traditional Irish name which means "Of high desire." a word used to describe a very unique, funny, smart guy. A conor usually has loads of dry wit and enjoys sexual conversations with co-workers.
1: girl 1: That guy over there looks so cute today in his pink polo.

girl 2: I know! He must be a conor. No other non-gay dude can pull that off quite like a conor!

2: Stop telling conor jokes! My stomach hurts from uncontrollable laughter.
by KrazyChick1234567 November 20, 2009
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Condor cock

describes the texture of a person who excesivliy masturbates with out any lotion and streches the skin resembling that of the neck of the california condor
Aye you have such a floppy Condor cock lube that shit next time nignig.
by Keggles December 11, 2006
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