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Comet

A person you're really close with for a really short time.
"Girls like her come and go,
all i know is she's a (wha?).
Doesn't really bother me though,
just looking for a good time, you know?"

She was my summer comet.
by recycleair September 14, 2005
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Comedy Central

Comedy Central

Someone who tries to be funny all the time but just pisses everyone off.
'I wish John would shut the fuck up, he thinks he's Comedy Central!'
by Mr Orange Hodgkiss May 7, 2009
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Comedyshortsgamer

A super loud bloke from Britain that can be funny and dead at the same time. Also he’s black
Comedyshortsgamer is a dead funny guy but he’s black
by SPICYMEMES666 May 3, 2018
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Comeau

n. Someone who is a fan of the Louisiana Booty Call, anal probes, acne sex, gay old men porn, bisexual women with hairy twats, and Mongolian bow wows. Also someone who skips first base and goes right to shitting on their partners chest.

v. the act of fisting males anus whilst docking.

a. another term for being homosexual to all of your straight friends.
n. Dude this comeau was doing the dirtiest things with me last night.

v. i was comeauing with my dad the evening before last.

a. Eric, stop being comeau.
by ronnie willz November 17, 2011
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Here It Comes!

Phrase used when someone is about to release a bad fart/burp. Indicates to the people around said person that it's too late to escape the impending stench.
While sitting next to Matt on the bus he shouted "Here It Comes!" Then the dreaded smell of rotten eggs entered my olfactory.
by ghorg February 21, 2011
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comedyshortsgamer

Literally the embodiment of the word *Nigger Faggot*
I got 12 different types of cancer after watching comedyshortsgamer!
by IntelligentNigga June 17, 2018
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Comedy Shorts Gamer

Comedy Shorts Gamer is a dead channel
by Deju July 7, 2017
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