fair connection

The hiring process which certain people have to obtain employment at certain agencies. This connection is usually to management or board members who want to hire their friends instead of promoting their current employees that are over qualified and well-deserved.

Once again the new hire has a "fair connection", thusly they got the open position. FUCKING SUCKS!!!

by Tara April 21, 2005

Electric Connection

A DANK BAND!, that happens to have a myspace

person 1-jeez i want to bang Electric Connection so bad
person 2-Word.

by Phinneus September 5, 2008

ultimo connection

a form of crappy internet connection

that guy got a ultimo connection.

by ace987654 December 9, 2007

magical connection

the connection betweens lovers to express extreme liking. and or explanation why they are compatible

Ian- Why do I like you so much?
Jazmine- Its just the magical connection.

by sexybuns December 11, 2007

ultimo connection

a crappy internet connection, always lagging on first person shooters on video games.

jhon: that guy is skipping everywhere i cant shoot him.

mike: he has an ultimo connection.

by ace987654 December 16, 2007

the connex effect

n: what you experience when you travel in Melbourne's public transport rail system. Delayed trains, dirty seats, violent ticket inspectors, passengers squashed in like sardines.

If in a crowded train and another passenger falls on you the violent movements of the carraige. Do not let them apologise; blame the connex effect!

by LukeyB December 24, 2007

major conner

Individual that tricks a large group of people into doing obscene amounts of dumb tasking to save face.

That major conner took all those people over to that site to do absolutely nothing for 15 months.

by Iron Geek May 21, 2008