Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking
or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse
or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse
"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
by Joseph_Stuntin December 14, 2024
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by a literal stupid person that makes stupid things December 20, 2024
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Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.
Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.
Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"
Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"
Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"
by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024
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by pseudopoz January 1, 2025
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Person 1: Bro, remember Christmas 2024?
Person 2: Yah man, that was the best Christmas everrrrr. Justice was finally served for all the times I was hurt and couldn't get help!
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by ackerman_tyler June 17, 2025
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by Rasputin ASF June 28, 2025
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A child asking Santa for a smartphone on Christmas is a classic example of how difficult it can be for kids to gauge what's appropriate for them!
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