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Twice Baked Potato

When you fuck someone in the ass, quickly pull out and while the hole is still gaping open, turn around and shit in their ass so they then have to squeeze your turd out of their butt, thereby having the poo "twice baked".
I gave her a twice baked potato and she won't call me anymore.
by Jeff Bee August 15, 2007
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Baker

a person who smokes weed.get it? you know, like to go get baked, or toasted
that dude is one cool baker...i wonder if he will bake with me?
by sheaspeck May 14, 2005
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Boston baked beans

the sexual act of getting your partner gassie then stretching out there butthole then putting your balls in there rectum and having them fart them out.
dude that chick i did last night had taco bell for dinner so i made her give me some Boston baked beans.
by fatcaddy May 7, 2009
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Baked Alaskan Pipeline

After screwing yourself with a frozen turd you smoke it and get high as fuck. Like a soft sweaty cigar covered in nuts.
Mmmm, nutty. Cough cough. This Baked Alaskan Pipeline is really dense. I've totally got the munchies now.
by Princess Buzzkill December 3, 2010
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Pastriez Bakery

A cool ass game on roblox. The community is soo fun 🤩 im an MR ther😼
I work at Pastriez Bakery! It’s so fun.
Trainings are stating soon at Pastriez Bakery.
by Bananaeateryum October 7, 2020
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Half Baked

Formerly Bitch and Moan. This forum encompasses anything that is not full and complete enough to better fit into the conversationalist forum, Spurious Generalities. This is a place where you can make a poll, ask a dumb question, start a game thread, or even flame, bitch and moan to your hearts content.
Don't get Half Baked!
by bobsmith April 15, 2005
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Clam Baked

The female version of being tea bagged. Usually happens when someone is napping on the couch or passed out on the floor at a party. It can only occur if only vagina or taint touches the head, it does not count if any booty is used. Can be done with or without pants. Can also be know as clam basting.
Jaims: Gary is passed out on the floor.

Blakely: Hold my pants. He's about to get clam baked.
by bigern80 March 18, 2013
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