An appellation for someone who studies spirituality as it relates to bacon that bridge the gap between the metaphysical and the meta spiritual, especially as it relates to Abrahamic religions.

Spiritual Bacon might solve the puzzle, or not, but at least it should bring humor when he tries.

Spiritual Bacon by Craig pronounced Keraig May 3, 2026

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making the bacon

The utimate phrase of complete comtrol over another person or thing.Also could mean pwning or working another person.

Dave was "making the bacon" today when he beat down 4 fags. Joe "made the bacon" when he scored 3 touchdown. Ian made the bacon when pounded the shit out of rachel in the bed. Jesse made some bacon when hitting jon with a laptop.

making the bacon by Joe patma crouch October 23, 2007

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Cooked your bacon

One who catches an STD or infection of the genitals. Originated in Yakima Valley 509.

Is that the girl who cooked your bacon???

Cooked your bacon by Panda Crew May 3, 2009

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Shakin' Da Bacon

A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.

Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?

Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.

Shakin' Da Bacon by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010

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