Short midget

A midget That likes to watch midget porn
Damn Look at it its watching midget porn!
Tonya look at tat short midget its watching porn!
by JimmyJhonny556 February 28, 2022
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Half Shorts

What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.

Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Bob: *wears actual shorts*

Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
by Chroxity3 May 23, 2023
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ground shorts

A half smoked cigarette found on the ground by homeless people. Also known as a "sussdown".
You see that bum over there lookin for ground shorts?
by Grizzly Wadams July 24, 2017
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Cass is short

She keeps disagreeing but she knows it’s true
Cass is short af
by Mind dnfd November 04, 2020
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short butt

Slang term for vagina.

Often used by small children, and teens who don't want to get caught talking dirty at the dinner table.
Look, it's your short butt!!

So babe, how about I see that short butt.
by JjAbrahams August 10, 2015
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Short Man Mad

A degree of anger most commonly found within men that have short man syndrome but can be experienced by anyone.

Very mad but without anything to do about it.
“My manager has me short man mad bro”

“Bro calm down you’re gettin short man mad”
by Rutebega July 22, 2022
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