douche monster

When someone you thought was your friend is being annoying and won't shut up.

I.E. a douche.

You: LALALALALALALALLA

Me. God! Shut up!! You are such a douche monster some times.

by you know who it is12123235 October 21, 2010

skin monster

An unusually obese man or woman.

Rosie O'Donnell is looking more and more like a skin monster these days.

by bling bling202 February 13, 2008

fish monster

Fish Monster (F-ish) (Mon-ster) Adj. - The act of being a fish monster. A Fish Monster is a fat, ugly person thats crawls out of the depths of society and Lies, cheats & steals their way into an attempt to be victorious in whatever they are doing. They also eat their own boogers.

There is no way he should be were he is, he must be a FISH MONSTER.

by Pullout May 21, 2016

blackness monster

a black guy's dick.8 inches or bigger

tron's blackness monster ripped my guts up last night.

by Pat Mcgroin April 24, 2003

The Watery Shit Monster

(n.) When you piss out of your asshole.

I went to Taco Bell last night and I was attacked by the Watery Shit Monster this morning.

by bals642 October 24, 2009

universal re-monster

monster sent by the plutonians to take over the earth. Master shake used it to terrorise Meat-wad. You can poke him with a pillow and kill him.

The universal re-monster cannot be stoped!

by Dinosaurus Spectacular May 12, 2004

Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity in a creation story. This story was created in response to the Kansas (US) School Board trying to change teaching guidelines so that Intelligent Design would be taught alongside Evolution in Public School science class.

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism holds that The FSM created everything with His Noodly Appendage. Also The FSM is keeping his identity secret by making Evolution look like such a scientific certainty.

The creator of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism has written an open letter to the Kansas School Board so that it will be taught alongside Intelligent Design and Evolution. He has also started a fund to pursue this through legal action if necessary. Or buy himself a boat, whichever comes first.

RAmen

"I'm not going to pay my credit card debt from buying Mad Max memerobelia on Ebay. If The Flying Spaghetti Monster wanted me to pay my debt he would provide me with the money with His Noodly Appendage."

by dawaldg September 14, 2005