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Grandpa hand

When you soak your hand in a bowl of cold water before masterbation so it gets that nice wrinkly grip.
by Spirit buffalo August 9, 2018
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Haitian Handful

A Haitian Handful is a sexual act comprising of jizzing into someone's cupped hands, which is subsequently drank by either party.
"Whoa bro, last night my wife wanted a Haitian Handful!"
by Wolfydope September 18, 2018
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HAND HOAGIE

A southeastern pa term for prepping for pulling your pud.

You cup your cock in your hand, like your making a “ Hoagie”. Then apply lube, oils or your own grease. Close your hand and WEE+HOOOO
I just walked into Bobbies house and found Our friend Dan serving himself a “HAND HOAGIE “
by MATTSLAPPY17 June 2, 2018
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Hand cups

What some kids call hand cuffs.
How do you like my glowing hand cups?
by angiemama June 8, 2018
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simp hand

The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.

It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.
Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!
by Geno X Aziz June 21, 2019
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a better hand

The way one refers to their SO since their SO sex organs are better than their own hand, fingers, and so on for sexual gratification.
Paul: "Yeah, Ally is just the best all around."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."
by von groovy July 4, 2019
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Poopy hand

Packy who wipes his ass with his hand
by Big bih July 6, 2019
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