An incompetent, evil moron who isn't just a regular moron, It's like he's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. and 77,284,118 people simultaneously decided to put him in charge of the entire country.
by Jaern1053 May 20, 2025
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by Jaern1053 May 20, 2025
Get the Donald Trump mug.The 45th and 47th president of the United States. A great man who started MAGA and who keeps getting up after being hunted by bleeding heart insane lefty lunatics who would love to have your daughters continue to play with male athletes and change in front of them in the locker rooms.
Donald Trump has finally done what no president in a long time has done which is promises made, promises kept and securing our border so that our great country does not bleed to death. Everyone who talks bad about him doesn't know what they are even talking about nor do they have a fucking clue on what this country needs to survive.
by Erock2025 March 16, 2025
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The man with a plan to make America great again.
The guy who actually has common sense and a functioning brain.
The guy who isn’t bothered by untrue insults.
The man with a plan to make America great again.
The guy who actually has common sense and a functioning brain.
The guy who isn’t bothered by untrue insults.
Person 1: have you seen how Joe Biden has ruined the American economy?
Person 2: that’s why we should’ve voted for Donald Trump…
Person 2: that’s why we should’ve voted for Donald Trump…
by ProudAmerican February 29, 2024
Get the Donald Trump mug.1. (noun) a famous rich guy who sucked off my reformed orthodox rabbi and had an intimate relationship with the island guy who totally killed himself in prison ;)
hes also the president of the united states and wants to fuck over the immigrants like how big beautiful bill fucked him
2. (verb) to thrust someones penis into your or another persons mouth after paying them a fuck ton of money and wearing a clown nose while doing so
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hes also the president of the united states and wants to fuck over the immigrants like how big beautiful bill fucked him
2. (verb) to thrust someones penis into your or another persons mouth after paying them a fuck ton of money and wearing a clown nose while doing so
FDT
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Guy 1: I hate Donald J. Trump, he's a fascist dictator and he sucks!
Guy 2: He literally 'sucks' lmfao
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Girl: Well, I'd better get back to my mansion. I really enjoyed Donald J. Trumping you tonight, Mister.
Guy: Happy to earn some cash, but you'd better take off that clown nose so your chauffeur doesn't honk it!
Guy 1: I hate Donald J. Trump, he's a fascist dictator and he sucks!
Guy 2: He literally 'sucks' lmfao
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Girl: Well, I'd better get back to my mansion. I really enjoyed Donald J. Trumping you tonight, Mister.
Guy: Happy to earn some cash, but you'd better take off that clown nose so your chauffeur doesn't honk it!
by anonym_1924940 November 24, 2025
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(This is the only non-political definition on urban dictionary, goddamn.)
(This is the only non-political definition on urban dictionary, goddamn.)
Guy 1: “whoa, who’s that guy in that White House over there?”
Guy 2: “that’s Donald trump, the 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.”
Guy 1: “but why’d you say that like it was copy pasted? Like we are no more than words on a screen..?”
Guy 3: “Fuck they’re becoming self aware”
Guy 2: “that’s Donald trump, the 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.”
Guy 1: “but why’d you say that like it was copy pasted? Like we are no more than words on a screen..?”
Guy 3: “Fuck they’re becoming self aware”
by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024
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