The Great Zucchini

the great zucchini: only the most omnipotent vegetable ever. great served every way, for any meal, at any time of day.
loved by the high priestess of the vegetable patch; ceremonies include prostrating herself before it, etc.

Don't Fuck with The Great Zucchini just looking at it will make your legs shake and give out.

by Tron_Sucka April 5, 2006

Zucchini

A long slender fruit God created for Eve when Adam was experiencing erectile dysfunction. Since then, it has been widely marketed as the edible dildo.

Oh my God! Look at her ass! .......... Yeah, could use a zucchini up that.
Zoey loves eating zucchini, smelling zucchini, and taking it up the ass.
My wife was being a bitch, so I made her suck my dick. Then I shoved a zucchini in her mouth to shut her up.

by Panbu1 May 22, 2011

Zuccarello

The last name of someone incredibly sexy

Girl1: That guy is hot!

Girl2: He must be a Zuccarello

by Thezucc November 8, 2016

zucchini muffin

A vagina so infected with fungus it resembles the skin of a zucchini. A greener version of a blue waffle.

Man, she's got a zucchini muffin so bad. You want to run away from her..

by geizilla January 5, 2014

Zucc Juice

The official new name for water. If you don't agree with this. The robot god known as Lord Zuckerberg will haunt you while you sleep with the chants of "Zucc Juice" from thousands of starving African Children.

Jim Joe Bob: "Hey man, you have any water I could have?"
Zucc Follower: I sorry, believe you mean Zucc Juice."
Jim Joe Bob: *slowly backs away from the obvious robot being controlled by the government*

by Autsitcboi6969 June 2, 2018

Zucc Juice

Another term for water, but can be used for any liquid if need be, especially cum or orange juice.

I'm thirsty af man, pass me some zucc juice.

by NydriAyo June 5, 2018

mega zucc

The full harnessed power of Marc ZUCCerburg giving a near full pure strength ZUCC to an individual . Due to the strength of said ZUCC no man can withstand more than 12 seconds

Marc - "yo man my girl gave me the mega zucc last night "

Eric Lachappa - "Damn I can't last more than 8 seconds with that much zucc strength "

by Aaron Murray The Legend Pedo July 19, 2017