Boom Zoom

Basically, you crap in your pants.

I thought I was going to have gas but I made a boom zoom.

by SpootSTL August 21, 2011

zoombie

(noun) : a type of fictional zombie; an undead person who possesses greater than average mobility compared to other, more traditional undead creatures; a zombie who runs and moves at a normal (or greater than normal) human speed. {best exemplified in the recent films Dawn of the Dead (2004) & 28 Days Later; from “zoom” + “zombie”}

"Dang, those zombies are fast."
"Those aren't zombies, man. Those are zoombies."

by Adam Hunt May 11, 2006

Zooming

The act of holding a conference call using the Zoom app during the Coronavirus pandemic

Mom: Son, go outside, it's warm.
Son: I can't, Mom. I'm Zooming with my physics class

by Licensed_Nerd March 25, 2020

Zoom

An app that teachers try to use to teach during the Coronavirus epidemic, but students and streamers use to shitpost.

Student: I think I'm in the wrong Zoom class.
Teacher: Who's class are you supposed to be in?
Student: Yuri Tarded's class...

by JoshiePoo69420 April 4, 2020

Knock knock zoom zoom

When you knock on a random persons door then run away.

Bad kids in the neighborhood: “y’all wanna play knock knock zoom zoom”

Other kids: “yeaaaaa”

by Eat.toilet.paper0002 April 26, 2020

Zooey Deschanel

Most awesome and gorgeous person ever ever.

1: Did you see that new movie?
2: No, but I want to, it has Zooey Deschanel!

by Zooeyclaire March 14, 2010

zooey

the girl every guy wishes he could have, but isn't able to get

Bob: damnn zooey is so sexy, I wish I could bang her so bad
Joe: yeah, I wish I could have her so bad I'd give my left leg

by Matthewthegreat January 3, 2008