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zooey
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the girl
every
guy
wishes
he could have, but isn't able to get
Bob: damnn zooey is
so sexy
, I wish I could
bang her
so bad
Joe: yeah, I wish I could have her so bad I'd give my
left leg
zooey
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Matthewthegreat
January 3, 2008
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