Zoomer

People in Generation z Especially adolescents

Zoomers Are so busy with homework nowadays

by 459395 April 12, 2022

Churchie Zoomers

A mysterious schoolboy story which no one actually knows the legitimacy of. It dates back to approximately 1982 when a student of Churchie (a boys school in Brisbane), apparently raped a dog named Zoomers. This has given students of churchie the nickname “zoomers” and get shit hung on them for it. It may be the most notorious story of private boys schools in Australia. This also leads to barking towards churchie students and a “ZZZZOOOOOM” when they are ran past.

Southport boy 1: Rugby this weekend ladssss!

Southport boy 2: who vs?

Southport boy 1: Churchie Zoomers

Southport boy 2: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Southport boy 1: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Both Southport boys: Zoomersssssss

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

zoomer

A play on the word “boomer”
used in future generation kids for the people who are old enough to remember the facetime app “zoom” in the coronavirus lockdown

in 2070
zoomer: “hey that chocolate bar isn’t good for you
kid: “hehe ok zoomer

by 107643 May 21, 2020

Zoomer Pokemon

Any pokemon after Gen 1

I love how all the zoomer pokemon (meaning anything after 151) are all zoomer pokemon, am I right?

by PokemonBoomer August 12, 2025

Zany Zoomer

A zany zoomer is a car that moves zanily! It's usually paired with a squad full of neon colors.

That car is a zany zoomer!

by facnty March 21, 2021

OK zoomer

'OK zoomer' is a response to a member of Generation Z who acts like political polarisation and reactionary conservatism were nonexistent before 2015-2016, not realising that this belief is a product of being a politically unaware child during the Bush presidency and the height of the Tea party movement.

Zoomer: I wish we could go back to the 2000s and early 2010s. We were all united back then and not divided by partisan lines.

Millennial: OK zoomer.

by finnboltz July 13, 2024

Zoomer Hoomer

Terribly unfunny media and jokes that only Zoomers find funny. Zero depth or actual comedy is ever involved.

Patricia recommended "Anyone but You" and it was totally Zoomer Hoomer.

by ZoomerHoomer February 9, 2024