zanko

A shameless self-promoter

Only a zanko can write an article in Wikipedia for himself.

by astrogeek March 30, 2009

zonk

The noise emitted when blowing one nose.

by Ian March 15, 2003

zonk out

v. A subtle way of asking someone to fuck.

Hey Brandon, do you wanna zonk out?

Wow, I'm tired, Let's zonk out together, in my bed.

by dodobird736 June 11, 2009

Zinko

Some dumb shit a girl named kat changtroraleke would say

i wipe smoke off my shirt when i burn.

you just pulled off a Zinko

by G-$HWIZZY March 3, 2011

zonk

to use the nose guard in Super Tecmo Bowl to immediately sack the quarterback upon snapping the ball. Only allowed to be accomplished once every four downs.

Great move, zonking the quarterback on that play. I just lost 3 yards.

by William Parker July 2, 2006

zonk out

To receive a score of 0 when playing zonk.

Simeon zonked out on his first turn today.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

zonked

After I got home from the strip club, I was completely zonked.

by Anonymous April 27, 2003