When a male locks themself in a private room with cable tv or VCR, such as a bedroom, so they can watch an episode of the Nickelodeon's television show Zoey 101 and masturbate without being disturbed or interupted.
My friends wanted me to come out with them on Sunday. But I told them I was busy so I could have Zoey 101 Personal Time.
by The Jax April 19, 2007
Get the Zoey 101 Personal Timemug. 
A super fun and energetic girl. Sometimes can be a liar and misbehave, but that’s why you have to beat her with a stick. She’s also super kind and like pizza and French fries. Usually has the zodiac signs, Pisces, Aquarius and Taurus. Likes to run around. Loves animals.
by IAdmitThatImAWhore July 4, 2019
Get the Zoey/Zoe/Zoweemug. A really whore bitch. She likes to expose girls, so beware! She also is a depressed little girl, who cuts only for attention and never seeks help! She is a really flat girl with no ass or tits and likes to body shame people when she looks like LilHuddys sister 👀 She is also a hoe! Never love her, she has at least 4 boyfriends a month 🗣.
Guy: Oh my gosh I’ve only been dating this girl for a day and she’s already sucking another dude off!
Other Guy ( Probably named Josh or Jordan or Justus or Jayden or even a girl named Aaliyah ) : Damn was her name Zoey Alexis Baker Markland?
Guy: YES!
Other Guy ( Probably named Josh or Jordan or Justus or Jayden or even a girl named Aaliyah ) : Damn was her name Zoey Alexis Baker Markland?
Guy: YES!
by a bitch named charys 🤙🏼 February 10, 2020
Get the Zoey Alexis Baker Marklandmug. That girl has Zoeyness
by PoisonLavaLamp October 21, 2010
Get the Zoeynessmug. A big head child that loves to laugh..usually short,where glasess, love to push out her ass but she got none and normally guh queens
by Best abbreviation November 22, 2021
Get the Zoeymug. Zoey is an amazing person. She is beautiful, with gorgeous hair, and eyes you find yourself getting lost in. She doesn’t show her love much but when she does it’s the best you’ve experienced. Zoey can be very indecisive. She doesn’t know how she feels sometimes. Sometimes she feels lost but her friends bring her up. She might not have a lot of friends but the ones she does have she tries to keep close. Just an overall beautiful and amazing person. Don’t ever leave your Zoey. -G
I miss Zoey
by GMB06 July 31, 2022
Get the Zoeymug.