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Zeus

The God of Gods and supreme ruler of the universe. He is the eternal judge in heaven and you will have to stand accountable to him when you pass away. You don't want to be on his bad side because his wrath is very serious. Just hope that you are worthy of his love and mercy. Heavenly Father "Zeus" is so serious i remember when i was a young child i just took an ice cream bar from the conviencence store. i didnt know what stealing was. All of a sudden I was so scared i could barely move. Like i had just seen a very scary ghost. I couldn't eat the ice cream bar. and that night i heard very scary loud vibrations and huged my dad real tight. The next day i pooped my pants and my mom spanked me. I had a near death or total death experience and saw him face to face. He is very awesome and holy and he is Father Sky. His face was total white light and he was wearing an olive leaf crown. He said I look more like my mom. I asked him if he has anything against me. He said you took my quaters. My step dad looked like Santa Clause and i took his change sometimes cuz i needed extra money. He Man upstairs is so serious I would not want to stand before him as a murder and i'm glad he didn't judge me as a murderer. The man is serious. You are a total fool to defy him. but he is also very caring and concerned with great understanding towards people that are distressed. I love him and he is a very good heavenly father. I am glad he displine me that made me a much strongeeer person.
by burn_out July 18, 2021
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zeusbtw is the best youtuber and he is cracked at fortnite my guy.he is hot,has a big dick,and handsome.
my friend zeus he is already taken and he's cracked at fortnite my guy
by zeuslol June 24, 2021
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Zeus

Greek god of lightning. If its a woman, he rapes her.
Man that exists: Zeus, how do you have so much children?

Zeus: *Chad grin*
by A man that exists May 4, 2022
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Zeu

A name that may either strike fear into those who hear it, or may cause extreme joy.
Zeu is short for Zeusar, and refers to a person who is very funny, kind, sometimes a bit rude, but overal amazing.
Zeu is the best person in the entire world.

Zeu is so fun to talk to.
by inkiiii January 8, 2022
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stinky skeng cup of zeus

this is where one Zeus cums in a cup then proceeds to get a really black long skeng from the holiest of London gangsters swirls it around in the cup the penetrates himself with it and finally disembowels his target of choice with it the target is usually Luke Wilkinson
honestly i really don't know where you would use a stinky skeng cup of zeus
by megga miond January 31, 2022
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Zeus

1)
(Verb)

To cause catastrophic problems for everyone one meets, whilst facing little to no consequences oneself.

2)
(Noun)

Greek god of the sky and, by extension, thunder. Known for consistently fucking everything up for pretty much everyone but himself.
1) Don't interact with him if you can help it, he'll Zeus everything up.

2) Zeus fucking sucks
by sewer r a t April 2, 2022
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Zeus

A dog that is nice but also means, when he fights he slaps you and is super hyper
Look its Zeus watch out he will hit you
by I Love My Dog February 16, 2021
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