The free trial version of Australia, with the only threat being drunk bogans, the occasional flood and earthquakes. Pretty good views, I suppose. It's the same as Canada is to America: The politer, more boring version.
Guy 1: Yo, have you heard about New Zealand? I've always wanted to visit!
Guy 2: Dude, isn't their population like, 5 sheep for every person?
Guy 2: Dude, isn't their population like, 5 sheep for every person?
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Get the zemra mug.A beautiful country in the South Pacific, approximately 2200kms South-east of the East coast of Australia. Population: 4 million (as of April 28th, 2003).
Advantages: Strong democracy under a proportional voting system; it's not Australia; moderate climate - neither too hot, nor too cold. Beautiful young women and handsome blokes in abundance: healthy indoors / outdoors lifestyle year-round.
Disadvantages: Only 2200kms from Australia.
Advantages: Strong democracy under a proportional voting system; it's not Australia; moderate climate - neither too hot, nor too cold. Beautiful young women and handsome blokes in abundance: healthy indoors / outdoors lifestyle year-round.
Disadvantages: Only 2200kms from Australia.
by Steve May 7, 2003
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Shes a Zemma.
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Because of this, a lot of jealous Aussie bastards have claimed 'ownership' of true-blue Kiwi icons, such as Uncle Pete and the Pav.
Because of this, a lot of jealous Aussie bastards have claimed 'ownership' of true-blue Kiwi icons, such as Uncle Pete and the Pav.
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