Cat Yoga 

Cat Yoga n: Physical manipulation of your pet feline to adopt yogic postures that help to release negative energies built up in the cats body.

Example: "Did you see Seth performing Cat Yoga with his furry friend?"

"I have to get ready for my Cat Yoga class" An exercise that builds trust bonds between owner and pet thru therapeutic stretching of the major feline muscle groups.

Cat Yoga by Prof. S. Dannen Bldg 2 Rm 420 May 8, 2015

iPhone Yoga 

A deep meditative state achieved by staring at your iPhone continously. The beauty of iPhone yoga is unlike other meditation, background noise such as a humans talking to you or vehicles about to run over you do not disturb you in the slightest.

I shouted a warning to my friend about the speeding garbage truck about to run him over but the poor chap was in deep iPhone yoga. RIP.

iPhone Yoga by killerbajaj July 22, 2014

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls) 

A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.

Watch tosh.o on Comedy Central, and then you will know.

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls) by Flogendorf July 24, 2012

Nerd Yoga 

n. The bizarre contortions that are performed by tech support people to get at hard-to-reach equipment. Often practitioners surprise observers because they appear otherwise incapable or averse to any physically strenuous activity.

User #1: Did you get your mouse working again?
User #2: Turns out it was just unplugged. The IT guy came up and did a little Nerd Yoga to get it back in.
User #1: That guy can really bend himself into weird shapes.
User #2 True dat.

Nerd Yoga by ctrlU March 29, 2010

Kensington yoga 

When a junkie is on the train or bus or sitting or standing anywhere in general and are so high off the shits they never fall when they are dipping out from the high putting them in a deep concentration of Kensington yoga

Yo bro look at that junk box doing Kensington yoga on the mail box those fuckers never fall

Kensington yoga by The boy who knows all June 29, 2016

White Girl Yoga 

Shape without content. The degradation of philosophy into gymnastics and of spiritual depth and perennial wisdom into an aesthetic cliché.

White Girl Yoga is essentially an aesthetic that is often mistaken for spirituality. It is built around pretentiousness, cultural appropriation, neoliberal consumerism and the banalization and trivialization of the sacred, and generally expressed in a color palette of beige and pastels. It is an aesthetic that often lacks the complexity and depth of the systems of knowledge it superficially emulates, mostly for instagram likes from dudes with sacred geometry tattoos .

It can be applied to a variety of situations that while might seem meaningful and deep at first glance, are actually just nicely packaged spiritual cliches or platitudes and pseudo-psychological banalities. A White Girl Yoga aesthetic can range from the purely misguided and innocuous to the opportunistic and obscene.

“I am really not sure about that ayahuasca ceremony. The facilitator seems very White Girl Yoga to me.”

“Can we please change the music? That Spotify playlist is totally White Girl Yoga”

-“Hey, do you like my new top?

-"Wait I can’t tell whether you are asking me seriously or you’re wearing that White Girl Yoga stuff ironically”

White Girl Yoga by Adam Andros December 24, 2020

jager yoga

a term (derived from jager or jagermeister) used when one attempts some form of physical exercise when under the influence of alcohol. as such, attempts at jager yoga are often unsuccessful or executed in an embarrassing fashion.

person a: man, there's photos of you on facebook doing jager yoga last night
person b: i'm such a douche

jager yoga by cawwum September 16, 2010