mother of the year

What every mother dreams of winning, but is usually said in a demeaning manner

Rose: Damn, you are cooking tater tots and hot dogs for dinner again? You will definitely be mother of the year
Cher: Whatever. I have the hottest tots and dogs around.

by Butter Mike November 24, 2018

The Spoons Years

Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.

I’m tired at work, all the time; I can’t wait for the Spoons Years.

by Moose1184 October 28, 2018

Ten Years

The amount of time you get for cocaine possession

“I did ten years for ya laddie”

by Awesomesaucemixer April 9, 2019

Year of the Snitch

The Year of the Snitch is a sex act in which one or more partners drill large holes in a table and climb under it and put their mouths to the holes. One person climbs on top of the table and puts their penis into the others’ mouths. It’s basically homemade gloryholes.

GF: Hey, I have this extra table I’m not using.

BF: Perfect, now we can do the Year of the Snitch!

by moringua raitaborua August 15, 2019

Year Rant

When you are so over the current year and all you can do is rant about it. You wish so desperately that it is a new year so you can get a fresh start and hopefully better circumstances.

Person 1: I am sick of this year. Wish it was next year already.

Person 2: Oh you're having a year rant again! Here we go!

by MMZMTS November 7, 2017

Hooker Years

These are the long drawn out years that dirty skanks endure while sleeping with everyone under the sun. These years generally give you a haggard, old and unhealthy look about you. (Its kind of like dog years but for hookers/whores)

Damn that broad over there looks like she's taken a beating over the years. How old would you say she is? In regular years or Hooker years? Well if she wasn't such a clear skank, I'd say about 20 but I'd say at the very least 75 in Hooker Years.

by GZUS1 December 1, 2017

User Of The Year

"User of the Year" refers to an individual who, within a specific platform, community, or system, has demonstrated exceptional participation, contribution, or impact over the course of a calendar year. This recognition is often awarded based on the user's positive influence, helpfulness, or outstanding achievements that benefit the broader user base or the platform itself.

This year, Xiao was honored with the User of the Year Award for his exceptional achievements.

by DerPreisIstHeiß August 26, 2023