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mr. winky

Just another cute name for your penis.
Oh, don't be frightened. It's only Mr. Winky saying "hi" to you.
by Running Out of Patience February 1, 2007
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Pinky winky

"So how was it last night?"
"The foreplay was good, but he had a pinky winky..."

"He's hot but his pinky is so winky!"
by Scram704 September 23, 2009
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Wanky

Wanky (wah-aye-enn-key): adj. Word used to describe moments of great sexual attraction and sexual tension.

Used by the one and only Santana lopez.
That Brittany, she is so wanky
by Brittanaislovebitches March 12, 2011
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pinky winky

A cock which is both short and thin, presumably while erect. Use of the term is usually accompanied by the holding up of the pinky finger, so as to compare it with the alleged pinky winky.
Johnny: "Would you like to go on a second date with me?"
Suzie: "I would, but I don't think we're compatible."
Johnny: "What?!? What was it specifically, if you don'y mind my asking?"
Suzie: "It's not you! It's just that you have, well, a pinky winky."
Johnny: "Ouch! You didn't have to insult me."
Suzie: "What? That's a specific term. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. It means a short, thin cock."
Johnny: "Oh, well I knew it was short, but I always thought it was pretty thick..."
Suzie: "It's actually both the thinnest and the shortest pinky winky I have ever observed in person. And for that I thank you sir!"
Johnny: "I really hate you right now."
by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014
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Wink wonk

Guy: Hey *wink wonk*
Girl: *impressed by his wink wonk* let's go on a date sometime
Guy: *looks at invisible camera* works everytime
by Marvin1718 March 6, 2017
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Wanky Poo

When you have a drunken urge to go to the toilet and defecate into your hands and use the excrement to relieve oneself with a masturbation ritual.
This is a disturb sexual pleasure which originated from Northern England.
Man1: I just had the best wank ever by using my poo as lubricant to cum into the toilet bowl.

Man2: I'm looking forward to my Friday night ritual of a wanky poo before going clubbing tonight.
by Rumball June 18, 2014
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Wocky Slush

Wocky Slush”
That thang bleedin’ P”
by FSG Stumpy December 4, 2020
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