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Wisconsin cheese hole 

The male puts his slong through the hole in a piece of swiss cheese and has intercoarse with another object unrelated to cheese. After jizzing into the cheese he procedes to put it back into the refrigerator for someone to find later.
I took a bite into the cheese and discovered that carl had a wisconsin cheese hole with it. (Good joke you asshole)
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Wisconsin Bukkake Special

A Wisconson Bukkake Special is a race between two guys to cum in a girls mouth. To start out, each guy must milk the girls tit until they have an entire glass of milk, or until the woman cannot produce anymore milk. They then chug the milk as fast as they can. When they are done drinking they masturbate, and the first person to cum inside the girls mouth wins.
Yesterday, John and I had a Wisconsin Bukkake Special, and the girl could not feed her baby because we drank all her milk.

wisconsin oil change

when your having drunk sex with a chick and that snatch is so dry you use her or your own vomit as lube
"man lisa was as dry as a sandbox last night I had to do a wisconsin oil change on her and then i went to town"

Wisconsin Dells High School 

An overcrowded school in WI that has no shortage of rude rich kids, stressful classes, hoes, and is prone to making it's students stressed and wishing they could jump off of the near by bridge or various cliffs found in town. The school is also known for doing fuck all when it comes to bullying or any other problems it's students may face while attending.
Person 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Person 2: "Wisconsin Dells High School"
Person 1: "Oh.. I'm so sorry."

wisconsin waffle 

The act of taking a nice poo on your partner and smacking it with a tennis racket. Then following that racket beating with a nice blast of semen to syrup it up.
Steve gave me the best Wisconsin Waffle on Friday. I can still smell it!
wisconsin waffle by CharlesK November 19, 2017

wisconsin doorknob 

Accidentally putting a butt plug in backwards and twisting it to pull it out as if it was a doorknob.
Joe: wanna come over later, I got a new buttplug.

Gill: as long as we avoid a Wisconsin doorknob situation again.

Wisconsin crop circles 

Using a vehicle to make patterns in the snow on roads, parking lots and other flat surfaces during the night, so its looks like they mysteriously appear when it becomes light the next morning.
Saw some wisconsin crop circles in the high school parking lot when I dropped the kids off this morning.