Homeschool Winner

Homeschool Winner is Homestar's little brother. He is skinnier, and a little taller, because he was into books and computers from his wee ages and didn't get out much. He's all into technology and is a nerd. He owns a Dell. He lives a little ways outside of Free Country, and doesn't visit often. He hosts his own e-mails at www.independenthomestar.com forums. He was also the target of an enlightening interview there, too.

I am Homeschool Winner.

by Homeschool Winner September 14, 2003

Homeschool Winner

From www.homesterrunner.com
Homestar's brother who never became a real character.

No one knows the Homeschool Winner

by Nathan April 28, 2003

Whitebread winner

The sole provider for a middle-of-the-road, clean-cut, middle-class family.

"Carl is totally the whitebread winner for his sorry suburbanite family."

by Choppermech December 31, 2018

winner fixes the tranny

dave attel is the man...

yeah, yeah... winner fixes the tranny!

by bob June 1, 2004

Bipolar Anti-Winner

One whose winning status changes like a twelve year old girls mood.

Nathan is always an bipolar anti-winner.

by campgirl765 October 20, 2011

stone cold winner

When you are a fair and honest winner without emotions and only business.

I'm so jealous of Sam, she's such a stone cold winner.

by Sevensevensevensevensevenseven March 3, 2016

genetic lottery winner

Someone who has features that most may want or desire. Like a girl with a nice face, green or blue eyes a good height that they are not too short for people or too tall and intimidating to people. may retain their figure easier than others and keep their appearance longer than most.

Wow! after high school the prom queen really beefed up, but look at the class dork she is a genetic lottery winner.

by thatstu8ffdefined September 20, 2017