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Wicked Chubber

Fuck, man, I had a wicked chubber last night!
by lunchboxes September 8, 2006
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wicked-sick

when something is both wicked and sick.
man those kicks are wicked-sick
by jballz October 19, 2007
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wicked stutz

A girl pukes fucking noodles while making out... then refuses to pay for the dry cleaning
by JD September 22, 2004
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Wicked

New England slang that adds emphasis. Synonymous with really, very and hella.

To describe how great something is: "This car is wicked cool!"
To show aggravation: "This fucking guy is a wicked asshole!"
To show frustration: "That guy is wicked slow!"
To show amazement: "Wow, that game is wicked awesome!"
To describe a person: "She's a wicked bitch!"
To describe the weather: "Man, it's wicked hot out here!"
To emphasize feelings: "That story made me wicked sad!"
To exaggerate your point: "That took a wicked long time!"
"That wicked cool car is wicked fast is owned by that wicked old guy, who drives it wicked slow when it's wicked hot out, which makes me wicked sad cause I'm wicked broke and I got to walk a wicked long way."
by C. Wallace May 20, 2004
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Wicked whims

A sim mod when you are able to have your sims do dirty things. An example is having your sims at least a Teen have sex.
The wicked whims causes teen pregnancy every day.
by Bawston69 October 18, 2019
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wicked-awesome

Being awesome and wicked at the same time, to multiplye the effect.
I heard this wicked-awesome band on the radio the other day. It was the best thing I had ever heard.
by Jon Kerl. July 6, 2004
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Wicked Lasers

The most successful scam perpetrated to laser enthusiasts,but especially commoners who wet their pants when they see a laser burn something.

The company is most likely run by communists, who hired scam artists and advertising professionals to promote their products.

All the specs provided on the site are a definitive lie, as well as all the fake reviews.

Wicked Lasers business strategy involves the massive spending on search engine manipulation, public opinion control, and propaganda campaigns. Instead actually using money to make quality lasers, they use money to make you think the lasers are adequate.

The company also runs a forum, which is supposed to provide "an open environment for laser enthusiasts to freely communicate and exchange laser knowledge, opinions on WL products..." this is an excerpt from the forum's Term of Service. Nevertheless, when one posts a thread with third party tests, showing just how much of a piece of shit the their products are, it gets promptly removed.

Do you self a favor read on the laserpointerforums about Wicked Lasers, don't be impressed by all the good publicity.
Johnny: I just dropped my entire paycheck on this sweet Pulsar dude!

Telight:*takes out $40 Chinese red laser*

Johnny: WTF is that piece of shit.

Telight: Its a quality laser

Johnny: *Enthusiastically clicks his "laser" on*

3 seconds later...

Telight: Sigh, well at least it looks like it would make a good paper weight. *Goes off to burn things with his laser*

Johnny:*Calls Wicked Lasers*
"My laser broke after 3 seconds, repair it with warranty please.

Wicked Lasers: Sorry Johnny you voided warranty when you turned the unit on, asshole.
by TeLight April 26, 2009
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