light weight

meaning a little bit

"Do you like the song leave (get out) by jojo?"
"Light weight, it's ok."

by lil miss lani May 12, 2004

gross weight

People in excess of 300 lbs. that appear disgusting to others.

"That fat lady has some serious gross weight! GROSS!"

by MatchNL October 16, 2008

Touch weights

To lift weights to increase strength.

"In order to compete with other centers in the Western Conference like Yao Ming and Tim Duncan, I have to touch weights." - Andrew Bynum, center for the Los Angeles Lakers.

by Brad Helms February 2, 2009

peepee weight

n. the mass and/or size of male genetalia, generally in reference to changes in penis dimensions resulting from excessive food consumption

I won't stop eating fast food because it helps me gain peepee weight.

Hot Babe: "Truth or Dare" was so good last night, Brett and Scott added peepee weight since last semester.

Sure Bryan gained 10 lbs this year, but it was all peepee weight.

by The League of Escapades July 27, 2008

Dick Weight

When a significantly noticeable portion of one's weight is derived from the weight of one's penis.

How much do you weigh?

About 180 lbs

WHAT? But you're so short! How can you weigh more than I do???

Oh, most of that is my dick weight. The rest of my body is really only about 130 lbs.

by MyDicWeighs3000 January 9, 2011

dead weight

The weight at which you can no longer live with yourself weighing so much.

300lbs is my dead weight. I will eat a shell if I ever see that number on the scale.

by Jaried P Rise January 2, 2019

weight whiner

Someone who piss and moans about being overweight or fat, but are obviously under 100 pounds.

"Do you know Jessica? She's such a weight whiner. Her ribs are clearly visible but she still says 'fat' every two seconds."

by epic erin April 3, 2008