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Wedgie

When a person (a.k.a jackass) grabs ur waistband and pulls up high therefore forcing the underwear to go up in ur butt crack.
One time i was at a sleepover with all my friends. I was really tired so i fell asleep before everyone else. So then my friends it would be funny to play truth or dare. So they woke me up. The leader of the group gave a everyone a card except me. They asked "truth or dare" to me. I said Dare. they read the card out loud and said "U have to let everyone in the room(there was 6 people in the room) give u an atomic wedgie, superman wedgie, messy wedgie, hanging wedgie, granny pantie wedgie, so basically all the wedgies in the book. I said sure 'cause i thought it was a group thing. Next thing you everyone's giving me wedgies SEPERATELY!!!!
I was digging my underwear out for hours!!!
by unfortunategrl March 23, 2011
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Superman wedgie

Given a wedgie and flown around by the wedgie
I got a superman wedgie from my older brother he flow me for an hour. It hurt like hell!!!!!
by Wedgie Dude June 1, 2009
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Permanent Wedgie

A "permanent wedgie" is when the following happen:

The victim gets their underwear pulled from both the front (also called a melvin) and back (also called wedgie) while still wearing them. The underwear is held in that position. Lace, rope, string, belt, etc. is looped through the legholes at the front, brought over the shoulder, and looped through the legholes in the back. It is then tied, giving the person a permanent wedgie.

Other words to know:
wedgie - pulling one's underwear from the back, causing the underwear to "ride up", or become wedged between the buttocks. As the wedgier, or giver, pulls higher, the underwear pulls up on the buttocks causing friction burn. Usually done to people wearing the dreaded briefs.

melvin - pulling one's underwear from the front. On men, this causes pain in the testicles because the underwear becomes confined, squeezing the testicles together. On women, it becomes wedged in the vaginal area.
After losing a bet, I had to get a permanent wedgie and keep it on for one hour
by wedgort November 16, 2009
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wedgies

a wedgie is a punishment for tighty-whitey wearers like me their are many kinds of wedgies but the most simple is yanking the underwear up from behind.
this is real account of what happened to me a few weeks ago

i was 16 my mum and went to rome for 3 days and left me with my friends when my mum went all of them grabbed my tighty-whiteys and hung me from my bed they hooked up a video camera and taped me hanging there they called their mates and
they came over and then they pulled my trousers of and started kicking my balls i wasn't allowed to go to the toilet and i kept peeing and shatting myself the only time i got took down was when i was given a swirly.
since then ive been getting wedgies every day mostly messy wedgies and flying Dutchman wedgies but every gym day im hung from the locker until i beg or cry.
by killbill4567 December 12, 2006
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Hanging Wedgie

A hanging wedgie, is a wedgie, where your under wear is up your asscrack and pulled up, it is sore as hell. A hanging wedgie is where your breifs are hung on a lampost, hook, flagpole etc.
True story
I'm a nerd, I'll admit it. I wear tighty whities, A STRONG BLADDER (so I pee when I get scared) have loads of freckles and like science.. last year in high school I was talking to my best freind, who is a nerd too. Then 4 girls tackled us and dragged us to an abandoned room and stripped us to nothing but our breifs. Then 2 girls took my freind somwhere else and I remained in the room where they did casual wedgies, melvins, and texas wedgies. There is a coat hook in there. They hooked me on it and left me there. Then later came back with 7 BIG glasses of water. They said if they didn't drink it they would make the wedgies 10 times worse. And so I did. I needed to piss so bad. I lost it and wet my self silly in the breifs. The girls laughed at me and unhooked me. They then spanked me for 5 minutes and said 'It's flagpole time, nerd', I Was raised on the flagpole then, peeing and pooping, dangling around naked. 2 days later my teacher i have a crush on saw me. My balls and ass hurt bad. Hanging wedgie.
by ElroyThePALADIN November 27, 2013
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flagpole wedgie

i am a victim of wedgies to bullies. once i came to school early. unfortunately, so did the bullies. they saw me. they ran to me, took off all my clothes except my white undies, tied me up, carried me by my undies to the flagpole, made me drink five big glasses of water, and lifted me up by my undies to the top of the flagpole. one of the bullies videotaped the whole thing. the flag pole is REALLY high. every kid in school saw, and they laughed and took pictures and videos of me. i kept peeing. the buses left, and the teachers were at a meeting, so two hours after the buses left, one of the teachers saw and got me down. i was in that wedgie for 10 hours. my butt still hasnt recovered from that flagpole wedgie.
by Christopher Diddise March 11, 2008
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wedgie

when you grab someones underwear and pull up
Once in the summer we were hanging out a the ABC field and some seniors challanged us to a basketball game. There were 6 of us and 9 of them. We just lost and my friend RJ got them really pissed off. Then they gave him a wedgie from the basketball hoop. It was about 8 feet of the ground. He was wearing boxer briefs so they only stretched about 2 feet. He was still about then 5 feet off of the ground. It was so funny. Then they took him off and gave him an atomic wedgie. We couldn't get it off of his head so he walked around with us for 3 hours through Ridley Park until we finally got it off. We said that if he was ever rude to us we would give him another wedgie and wouldn't help him. That day was so funny.
by Johney May 22, 2008
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