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A "permanent wedgie" is when the following happen:

The victim gets their underwear pulled from both the front (also called a melvin) and back (also called wedgie) while still wearing them. The underwear is held in that position. Lace, rope, string, belt, etc. is looped through the legholes at the front, brought over the shoulder, and looped through the legholes in the back. It is then tied, giving the person a permanent wedgie.

Other words to know:
wedgie - pulling one's underwear from the back, causing the underwear to "ride up", or become wedged between the buttocks. As the wedgier, or giver, pulls higher, the underwear pulls up on the buttocks causing friction burn. Usually done to people wearing the dreaded briefs.

melvin - pulling one's underwear from the front. On men, this causes pain in the testicles because the underwear becomes confined, squeezing the testicles together. On women, it becomes wedged in the vaginal area.
After losing a bet, I had to get a permanent wedgie and keep it on for one hour
by wedgort November 16, 2009
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Dejagoo is the strange feeling that you've been in this sticky situation before. It is dejavu due to goo. Usual symptoms are shivers down once's spine followed by disgust, especially if actual goo is involved.
Dude I like just like stepped in doggy doodoo. And i was like, oh dude this feels familiar. Then I remembered that I like stepped in pup poo like last weekend too. Surreal man, it was like total dejagoo.
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Take an rope like item and slide it through your leg holes in back. Do same in front and wear the item like suspenders.
My "friends" came over, and when I fell asleep they tied my hands up. And then gave me a permanent wedgie. Since I was tied up I couldn't escape for hours.
by Jackjackerson June 21, 2012
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