Wayner

Wayner is derived from Greek Mythology. He was the god of cool. Whenever fun was needed they would call upon this mighty god to get the party started. Very few are given this name today as it is reserved for one man who is said will rise to power sometime during or after the year 2010. It is said he will bring fun back into the world.

This party sucks!!!
Yes we must call on the party god known only as "Wayner".
Dude this is like the best party ever now it is totally cool!

by DD1979 February 3, 2010

belly warmer

A woman that you are sleeping with. A female that is not a steady girlfriend, just an occasional lay.

From Roots Mini Series: A scene where slaves are being transported by ship to America.
Crew Member: "Captain"
Captain: "Yes"
Crew Member: "Will you be needing a belly warmer tonight?"
Captain: "No!, I do not believe in fornication"

by Ted Striker July 27, 2007

penis warmer

A nice warm cozy safe place for your member usually a vagina or tube sock.

My penis was cold and lonely so it found a home in penis warmer between a barstool queen's thighs.

by Carri Leche March 4, 2014

baboon's wagner

when you prematurely ejaculate onto a girls face before having any sexual contact whatsoever with her. occasionally she is still wearing clothes when this happens.

Matt: Dude i was right about to give it to my girl, Noelle, and then I baboon's wagnered all over her face.

by Matt Lowee January 15, 2010

kentucky foot warmer

When you shit in your sock then put it on.

Johnny had cold feet so he made a kentucky foot warmer.

by OhSchist June 7, 2018

global warmer

A sports utility vehicle or other large truck-vehicle that spews an attrocious amount of toxins into the atmosphere, particularly apropos if the owner has no need for an off-road vehicle and would never even dream of driving it on a gravel parking lot for fear he would ding his paint.

I can't believe Scott bought a Hummer. Why on Earth does that asshole need a global warmer?

by bareback rider February 1, 2007

jill wagner

Stunningly hot female lead of the hugely under-rated Blade:The Series and co-host of Wipeout.

Jill Wagner makes one shit-hot vampire chick.

by kstarr89 May 25, 2010