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Wagalom

A Nigerian term for a very ugly girl with low class who often thinks highly of herself. She can be often seen in a mirror preening herself or taking numerous selfies for the gram, as a result she only dates insecure, fat guys under 5 ft 9. Most Wagaloms are light skinned and reside in the eastern part of Nigeria. They also possess a very wide nose for sniffing insecurity in men.
Dude1: hey check out all these fine girls on the gram?
Dude2: na, bro. They all wagaloms
Wagalom by Cigo the god May 4, 2019
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The man cave phenomenon. Only a wanker calls a shed or a garage a man cave. So it's a "WanCave"
I bought some ENAMEL signs to hang in my "Wancave"
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Kore ga waga kingu kurimzon no noriuku 

What you hear when you're about to get a hole in your chest.
King Crimson: I decided to show you... as a parting gift.
King Crimson: Since this is the end, I'll fill you in.
King Crimson: What you just witnessed and felt, was you in the the future.

King Crimson: You from a few seconds from the past witnessed yourself in the future.
King Crimson: Kore ga waga kingu kurimzon no noriuku
King Crimson: I erased time and leapt past it.
Bucciarati: AuuuUUGh
King Crimson: I don't care who it is.
King Crimson: I will not allow anyone to threaten my throne no matter what...
King Crimson: And now, you're going to have to disappear
Bucciarati: *PAIN*