Walking Limonia

First introduced on the Maury show, Walking Limonia is a disease that bears striking resemblance to the medical condition of Pneumonia. It is actually such a striking resemblence, that it could probably be considered to be Pneumonia. The only reported case was in 2007 by the same guest (Jawana) on the Maury show.

"Maury, let me tell you. I was laying in a hospital with WALKING LIMONIA"

by Ishness February 28, 2009

Tail wagging the dog

When a person allows their decisions to be dominated by someone who is clearly unfit for the role, rather than being responsible and taking control of the situation.

When parents let their children make the rules, instead of the other way around, is a prime example of the tail wagging the dog.

by |SaltyJack| December 14, 2016

walking papers

the paperwork given to an inmate in prison that enables their release

"I finally got my walking papers today."

by Old man withers September 5, 2005

Walking turnoff

someone who repels others with their ungraceful and fail-ish ways

did you see that girl fall in the hallway?
what a walking turnoff

by wto23456 July 28, 2009

Walking on your lower lip

A saying reputed to be of around WWII era.
Said to a person when they're busy wasting their time running their mouth off complaining over a usually trivial matter.

Meaning:
Much like a child pouts their lower lip when they're not getting their way, "Walking on your lower lip" implies their lip is so far pouted, they risk tripping over it.

"Life is so hard, I can never get ahead, everyone is against me, I'm not popular, and it's all the government's fault"
"Bah, stop walking on your lower lip and do something useful".

by JT The Super Greek May 30, 2013

walking floppy

verb:
When one's Genitals hang out through a hole in the bottom of one's undertrousers.

"Damn man... I hate Walking Floppy."
"Buy some new pants dude!"

by @Keith_The_Rabi May 25, 2016

Jesus-walking

Strutting around as if one can walk on water; often triggered by varsity athletic status, rowdy friends, and/or alcohol consumption. Derived as an alternate phrase for jaywalking

Police were worried about the number of accidents caused by Jesus-walking and middle-class commuters on the streets of Boulder, Colorado.

by Ellen Wagner April 11, 2008