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monte vista

High School in Danville, CA that produces hot white chicks that get knocked up all the time.
Girl 1: Dang- did you hear that Jessica got knocked up again?
Girl 2: She goes to Monte Vista, huh?
Girl 1: Yup.
by Smokey September 12, 2003
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Chula Vista

Chula Vista is a fucking bomb-ass city south of san diego. Everyone in north county says its hella ghetto but the truth is its not that bad. I'ts safe to say that WEST chula (west of the 805) is the 4th most ghetto place in SD county (1st. Southeast, 2nd. National City, 3rd. San Ysidro). Its filled with low-income neighborhoods and alot of gang activity. Varrio Chula Vista and Otay are the two big Chula Vista gangs and they are arch-rivals. Otay comes from the neighborhood "Otay" which is the most ghetto neighborhood in in Chula Vista. EASTERN chula (eastlake, otay ranch, and bonita) is a SUPER nice place and has a VERY VERY different vibe from west chula vista. It has expensive-ass houses, sexy-ass neighborhoods, and a bunch of white people. Here, there are gangs but very few, and surely not enough to be a threat, or even notice. Although it has its good parts and bad parts, Chula Vista is an all around Fucking awesome city! the high schoolers in this city are well known for knowing how to party!! the mexican food is hella bomb! and the bitches r fine as hell! theres even a soak city here!! I'd have to say the only downs is that we have a good police force, there are annoying ass cholos and chula vista is home to the sociales!!!!!
Mexican: ey foo, u wanna drive down to Chula Vista to kick it, maybe get at some bitches?

Whitey: Are you crazy?! i don't wanna get stabbed by some fucking cholo!

Mexican: Fag
by SDxLoc February 17, 2010
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Monta Vista

1. (proper noun) Crazy shack with too many Asians and too many crap teachers.

2. (noun) A depressing and boring place

3. (verb) To make boring/ annoying for others in a specifically tortuous way.
1. Jeff: Damn that Monta Vista High School for it's asians

Craig: Yea man wtf

2. Martha: I went to a slaughterhouse the other day, it was a total Monta Vista

Tracy: I know right?

3. Steve: Hey man I got popcorn, imma pour the maple syrup on it

Adam: Dammit that Steve went and monta vista'd our popcorn.
by LolZebra March 11, 2011
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Monte Vista Highschool, danville

A school full of wiggers and drunk whores
A school full of people who will say "i hate fake people so much" when in reality they are the fake ones.They are fiends for attention.The kids that dress like theyre from the hood have lived in danville all there lives and usually have one "hood" outfit.They buy there "ghetto ass clothes" from stores like zumies and mainland and for some, true east. They say finna and nigga and take pictures posing with alcohol.They will post facebook statuses as "so high", "getting drunk".The girls wear short booty shorts and tank tops and are sluts.They also hate other girls for being sluts when they are sluts, which makes no sense.If a guy can fight then everyone is scared of him, but even the biggest bitch from the hood could beat his ass.They listen to Taj he spitz and rappers from the bay, and they think all bay music is keak da sneak, e40 and too short. Even though all that music is 9 years old, they bump it like it just came out.They all have Iphones and complain about how poor they are.Stealing alcohol is like murder in danville. They all take pics posing with the thizz face and they think thizz is smelling piss. they do drugs like xanex and oxy cotton, they do anything to get high
"Man lets go to Monte Vista Highschool, danville to pick up some bops!
"Nah man all they got there is shitty weed and some dumbass that think hes from oakland, and if we get in a fight he gonna tell his dad and he gonna tell the police and im already on probation i dont need that shit"
"word"
by Cantblametheyouth April 30, 2010
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Monte Vista

The most ghetto town west of the Mississippi river. Located in the San Luis Valley, the only thing more abundant then the Mexicans are the heroin overdoses. The only people that live here are drug lords and potato farmers. Not only are the people here annoying, they are literally AIDS. If you're looking to get mugged on your way to church come to Monte.
On my trip to Monte Vista, I got robbed.
by ELCHAPO@@@ January 19, 2018
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Windows Vista

A recently released version of windows that mac idiots often bash for its supposed errors. All of the critics of vista usually have not used the os at all, but just feel cool for crying and wishing mac was better. Mac=emo, nonconformists, crybaby hippies. Vista=mainstream,
Mac: Dude Windows Vista sucks it has errors narr!!!!
PC: You should probably learn how to use a computer.
Mac: Lets save the world, vista is stupidd!!! narrrrkkk!
by big poppy33 March 7, 2009
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Bonita Vista Highschool

One of the ghetto schools in Chula Vista. Full of hoes and fuck boys that can't control themselves, hoes have infections Fuck boys have shrimp dicks they cant help themselves.
Girl: what school you go to
Me: Bonita Vista Highschool
Girl: ew hoenita
by Uh.ew.okay September 19, 2017
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