This word was created in an episode of Futurama.
This word means two monsters, aliens, etc. having sex with each other while standing up.
This word means two monsters, aliens, etc. having sex with each other while standing up.
by Soldier 91 January 25, 2005
A vertical (girl upside down, guy standing up) 69 with your choice of banana split topping: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.
The Vertical Banana Split: guy picks up girl and turns her upside down so pussy is in face, apply chosen topping, proceed to suck/lick each others genitals. nom nom nom nom :P :O
by showerlovers October 29, 2009
When someone finishes a drink that comes in a can (i.e. Monster, Red Bull, Soda, Beer, etc...)and they tilt the can 90 degrees perpendicular to the walking surface (ground).
1: Just walked pass a guy doing the Vertical Can Salute.
2: Oh yeah, What was he drinking?
3: Tall can. Monster, Maybe?
2: Oh yeah, What was he drinking?
3: Tall can. Monster, Maybe?
by Barnhill_AM November 13, 2016
A lip piercing on both sides, much like a labret. This peircing actually travels through one's lip (like the name implies) vertically.
vertical labret double vertical labret
by Anon C June 25, 2009
The crevice of the buttocks. Generally, a sarcastic response to a question regarding the whereabouts of a lost item, or a question regarding where an item ought to be placed.
Question: "I've lost my keys, do you know where they are?"
Answer: "Have you checked your vertical brown file?"
Question: "Where should I file this memo?"
Answer: "Try the vertical brown file."
Answer: "Have you checked your vertical brown file?"
Question: "Where should I file this memo?"
Answer: "Try the vertical brown file."
by orwell miller July 16, 2008
by Radio james January 18, 2008
(noun):A very slender and nonsloppy Vag-piece, in which you have a dick seizure with. the complete opposite of the dreaded "turkey Curtains", and the well-known "Roast Beef Drapery"
"Dr. Nigggerstein rode that vertical axe wound til he nutted a nigger load onto the dumb bitch's chin" (see chin omlette).
by MOFUCKIN DYL April 26, 2007