vandertweeking

when a swimmer rubs ice on his nipples to harden them in oreder to reduce drag through the water.

Grant is vandertweeking right now but he's still going to lose the race.

by bunk dizzle January 31, 2005

Vanderbaizen

Couple name fans have christened Gossip Girl couple Serena and Carter.

It is the combination of Serena's last name, Van der Woodsen, and Carter's last name, Baizen.

Q: Who do you want to end up together on Gossip Girl?
A: Vanderbaizen for the win!

by 16rox October 31, 2009

vandern

An introvert who dives into the depths of the internet searching for ways to kill time and ponder the mysteries of our universe.

He was being a Vandern in the abyss of his room.

by RedHawkPwns May 17, 2014

Vandergriff

To suck the feces off of a strap-on sex toy/device

Steve totally sucked that shit off that dildo , he vandergriffed that shit

by sidneybuchman October 5, 2013

vandertext

to recieve or send a sexually explicit text message via cell phone.

This is not a real word yet...it shall catch on.

After watching Eurotrip, I sent my friend a vandertext, and he was very happy

by marX0rs June 7, 2007

vanderweide

tall as fuck (like a redwood)

so i was watching cops the other weekend right, and this one dude started layin out all the guys in blue. didnt surprise me though, he was black, weighed at least 260, and was vanderweide

by Kevin Abs May 27, 2008

VanderRocker

1) being old enough to know better, but young enough to still do it. Specifically in terms of dangerous drugs combined with the pursuit of Christian boobs.
2) (aka "the Hoffa") Being disciplined for something ridiculously small in comparison to larger, more egregious offenses.
3) farting like it just doesn't smell.

The VanderRocker defense proved worthless in court, but he did manage to play with the stenographer's boobs during the lunch hour.

by butterwings June 25, 2008