the coolest most awesomest discordian to ever exist in the world. stayed in a vc for 94 days for grail juice wrld song "no hands" and was a top 50 trovian before his untimely ban.
by xignotic April 14, 2025

Bro I ate so much last night. Then I woke up at 12pm. I need a coffee to get me out of this Val haze.
by Powskipoo October 7, 2023

Valerie is a sweet caring friend who loves to make her friends laugh. She will spend hours talking with you and will always be there for you! She is talented and a hard worker. She is beautiful and fairly popular, also not afraid to hurt you if necessary!
by Teddy~Bear April 15, 2020

val is a girl who only has online friends and val is a yamaguchi kinnie *lip bite* she's also a taurus YAY! unproblematic queen😍
val is a person
by hi lols :D March 15, 2021

by kai-ish November 10, 2021

A girl who has a tendency to suck a mans penis while putting very large things in her ass like broom handles or tree branches. She also enjoys having a man urinate in a condom, have him freeze it and then she eats it like a popsicle while he fucks her and éjaculantes in her nose.
by Paeeudonym September 19, 2017

Person 1: That car looks like your dad's
Person 2: It's not even the same blue!
Person 3: I can't believe you just did a val
Person 2: It's not even the same blue!
Person 3: I can't believe you just did a val
by Kelly_43 January 8, 2018
