Vegetable Sex

When you have sexual intercourse with someone who physically cannot move or speak

I had some great vegetable sex with that retard Sammy the other day

by Man Man Miller and Finboy July 4, 2019

vegetable in chief

The opposite of commander in chief. A president who has no idea what he’s doing or saying, and is being controlled by others. They’re a disaster when given a mic without a script. Signs executive orders without fully understanding their contents. Whenever you hear them speak, you lose IQ points.

It looks like our vegetable in chief really did it again. They really need to retire and stick to spending their own money.

by WRGATEXAN February 7, 2021

Vegetables hulk

A word that was used by a user in a game albert was playing and is the secret word to get him to pat you on the head.

You: vegetables hulk
Albert: *pats head*

by chez stik March 27, 2022

Lumberjack Vegetable

A hearty soup designed with the survival needs of lumberjacks in mind. The soup was conceived by a Bowling Green, Ohio proprietor and is a popular dish at Myles Dairy Queen.

There is no way I can handle a heaping bowl of Lumberjack Vegetable, right now.

by Hey.YoungHumma.Hey May 19, 2011

The vegeta

An haircut based around vegeta's (Vegeta from the dragon ball series) spiky hair, despite looking cool in anime it looks absolute shit in real life, if you want it to look even slightly better then try using some gel, it may make it worse or decent.

"Can i have The vegeta?"
"Alright, a vegeta coming up for you."

"God, don't ever ask for The vegeta it looks absolutely dumb."

"Hey should i get The vegeta?"
"I don't know man."

by The man of potatoes May 18, 2023

Vegetarian

One who does not eat meat. Includes Vegans, a sub-group of people who do not eat any animal products and fruitatarians who do not kill any living thing for food.

I have made a personal, ethical, choice to be a vegetarian.

by Stilanas July 19, 2003

vegetarian

Someone who abstains from eating meat, but not dairy products (eggs can be argued for one way or the other), in protest that the meat market is so poorly regulated and primitive. We have experimental technology that allows for growing organs with stim cell research, why shouldn't we be able to grow a slab of muscle that never has to have eyes or lips?

Not to be confused with Veganism, wherein no animal products whatsoever are eaten.

Vegetarians are often a helluva lot healthier than their omnivorous fellow humans.

by Darksea (Darcy) July 31, 2003