rich undercover

When a man keeps it on the down low that he is rich so as not to attact gold diggers.

"Girl, you better go out with him! Hi is totally rich undercover."

by winegirly October 14, 2005

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underjoke

The UnderJoke, sometimes called the "Hover" or the "Secondary Joke," refers to the second laugh line found at XKCD.com if one hovers their mouse over the original cartoon.

When I read the underjoke for today's cartoon, I laughed so hard that snot came out my nose.

by FasterHalibut February 12, 2015

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Undercover truffle butter

The combination of fecal matter and semen that accumulates under your foreskin after unprotected anal sex

"Dude I had sex last night and have all this shit under my dick skin"
"Oh yeah man, that's undercover truffle butter. You gotta wrap it up or make him shit first"

by Umgowa July 19, 2017

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undercover baller

A successful and wealthy person who does not flaunt personal achievement to the general public to boost their own ego.

Sarah: Girl, Maxamillion took me away to Bora Bora for the weekend and we lived it up.
Jennifer: Wow! I never would have fathomed that Max was balling like that since he wears old dude New Balance kicks and general contractor trucker hats.

Sarah: I know right! He's an undercover baller!

by Diablo Qantas April 21, 2018

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undermove

To move one's body less than one needs to move it to be healthy.

All the conveniences Americans have at their disposal makes them undermove. To not walk—which is what our bodies are designed to do a lot of—I used to drive three blocks to the grocery store. No wonder so many people wind up getting knee surgery. Undermoving atrophies muscles.

by but for December 24, 2017

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undercover rocking chair

This act involves a one member of the couple to ride on the other. (like sitting on a chair) While at a public function, without anyone knowing.

At the next family function my aunt and uncle thought they were pulling a undercover rocking chair, but everyone knew they were fucking. Fucking amateurs.

by RustyRunner February 15, 2018

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