Unconsciously Knobbed

The act of penetrating someone who has passed out or has died.

Laura drank the tasty beverage and woke up with a sore anus, she thinks she has been unconsciously knobbed.

After a round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciusly knobbed this years homecoming queen.

Maurice the mortician was feeling horny so he decided an unconscious knobbing was in order.

by Felini Digital January 30, 2021

less uncool

Adjective

Still uncool, but a little less unimpressive

"slipping on mud in your back garden is so uncool, but landing into a sorta front roll and winding up on your feet is less uncool, but still stupid. Idiot."

by Rump L. Stiltskin March 6, 2013

Dude, uncool.

Famous phrase that is used in OverSimplified.
Usually used when one is offended by another.

me: *presenting a project*
that one guy in the back: *laughing*
me: dude, uncool.

by SpicyHamsandwich January 19, 2023

balls squared and uncocked

Extremely frustrated and angry like a man with four testicles and no penis; can't release the frustration the normal way so you're looking for other outlets

variations: 'eggs cornered with no rooster' and 'four squared and uncocked'

"Stay out of Nelson's way. You're already on his shit list and he's got his balls squared and uncocked."

by so42gob4dawn August 6, 2006

unconditional love

To love without condition.

If God possesses unconditional love, there is no Hell.

If there is a Hell, then God does not possess unconditional love.

by Juan Huay August 11, 2009

Uncomfy

Used to describe events that are often more than uncomfortable by giving you an uncomfy feeling just by saying it.

“I just walked around a corner and ran straight into the person I rejected” “yikes, that’s uncomfy”

by I.am.Uncomfy December 5, 2017

uncool

To try to be cool, and fail and be an embarrassment to people nearby, or end up looking like a right pillock.

I saw this Secretary of State, whazzizname, try to entertain some foreign generals by rapping, it was on telly, and he was uncool.

by Kerb November 27, 2004