Ukrainian Anus

An anus perfectly bleached, naturally, by the sun's rays. Typically achieved by exposure of said anus on the beach.

Wow. Did you see her ringpiece? That's what you call a sweet sweet Ukrainian Anus.

by SeedDemon83 February 13, 2021

Ukrainian Gold

When cum deposited on a back ferments and and becomes like a fine wine

I turned her around and we were about to go at it, until I noticed some Ukrainian gold...I immediately threw up all over her back.

by bilbo the wise April 24, 2021

Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel

The Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel Is small creature for that moves from female to female, often stealthily-violating them. The pervert weasel is drawn to threads of material specifically from the knickers being warn at the time. The Weasel whilst very driven is known to be reckless in its frenzied pursuit and will often accidentally nip and take a pube instead. Shocked and caught in the act. The Weasel will retreat back to its hide and use the pubes to pad out its filthy nest.

A term coined by Jmole based on real life pervert Harribo

Svetlana "owww what the hell was that? Something bit me"
Vlad " I saw it scurry away.... it was a damn Ukrainian Pervert-Weasel"

Ukrainian Pevert-Weasel

by Scandi-seeker May 9, 2025

Ukrainians

Are a brown peoples a.k.a. Cumans ('polovtsi'), who migrated from north-western China (Taklamakan desert) into the Ukraine in the 10th century AD.

Ukrainians are not Slavs, but Turkic invaders from the East.

by Connie Linghers June 15, 2018

Ukrainian helmet

When your partner takes laxatives, finds a high place, and proceeds to defecate on your head. Thereby forming a helmet.

Person 1: Did you hear? Kai loves getting Ukrainian helmets after a long day of work.
Person 2: Yeah, last time he got one inside a church. How disgusting!
Person 1: agreed.

by BushLover123 May 30, 2025