toolie

A gun

So I pulled out my toolie and i aimed it at her lip. I said earrings and the stereo, run that shit!

by peanuts and corn April 19, 2006

tool

Typically a male, a tool is someone who needs a huge wake up call. They think they are God's gift to the world and will do the dumbest things to attempt to impress people, most commonly girls. Girls will laugh and this will lead this guys to believe that they are laughing because they think they are cute...but really, they are laughing because they think they are idiots. Tools also have the tendency to play with a girl's heart and not care because they think they are "hot" and can get away with anything. They may be attractive on the outside, but on the inside they are anything but.

Guy: Hey ladies, welcome to the gun show.
Girl: Wow, you're such a tool.

by thesarcastictruth July 6, 2011

toolies

a gun, pistol, heat, toast, etc.

To old school cats that call gats toolies
Call blacks moolies, think it's cool to smoke woolies

by Unce April 19, 2006

TOOLism

someone or somthing that believes that TOOL has the most powerfull and moving music. Also they follow the ways of Maynard James Keenan in believing that "...music isn't all about the lyrics but also about the music itself, otherwise people would be selling out with spoken word tours. The music carries the emotion, the lyrics help define where that emotion is going"-MJK.

He is so obsessed with TOOL, he might as well consider himself part of that TOOLism

by Michael Daniel February 6, 2006

Tool of a Douche

someone who is a complete tool and whose father is a complete douche.

George W. Bush is a tool of a douche.

by B.Gatewood January 28, 2009

toolessness

The state in which a person is in extreme intellectual pain, and suffering from lack of mental stimulation due to missing tracks in his or her library collection. A curable infliction of unmeasurable altitudes. Can become exponentially detrimental to ones health.

One suffering from toolessness may feel life is no longer worth living. Side Effects may include but are not limited to intellectual deprivation, depression, loss of mental appetite, lack of motivation, personality flair decrease, living a zombie like existence, succumbing to the ordinary, not reaching out to embrace the random, decrease in quality of life, severe diarrhea, and vomiting.

by Jules/Metro February 28, 2009

tooletry

Noun; The practice of being a tool.

Brad worked out at the gym for 5 hours. He enjoys gazing at himself and flexing in the mirror. He is on no athletic team and has no athletic ability. He simply enjoys building his body, but still sucks at it. He was displaying tooletry

example 2: Sarah doesn't want a boyfriend who enjoys tooletry.

by Not tools February 22, 2011