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twat-twister

A common phrase used to describe a task, object or another person that is perplexing or difficult.
Extreme frustration, dumbfounded state, direct cause of a baffled feeling.
She worked on the project all day and couldn't figure it out, it was a real twat-twister.

I tried every trick in the book to close the deal, the customer just wouldn't go for it, she was a real twat-twister.

My boss can be a real twat-twister when he gets his knickers in a knot.
by mikmarsalv January 17, 2008
mugGet the twat-twistermug.

texas twister

When you cross your pointer and middle finger and cross your pinky and forefinger and insert one set in to the ass and one into the vagina.
by Silvershank February 27, 2007
mugGet the texas twistermug.

shitty twister

"How was it last night"
"He gave my the biggest shitty twister"
by Quix Skate January 14, 2017
mugGet the shitty twistermug.

cum twister

When you ejaculate into a blender and make a cum smoothie and serve it to someone.
Draven is over here making Cum Twisters over here!!

DJM
by Captain horse cock March 27, 2017
mugGet the cum twistermug.

Limp Twister

When ones penis limply flails around within a females vaginal cavity, Usually in a twirling motion..... like a helicopter blade.
Dude! I just limp twister-ed that bitch!
by TheGroin June 16, 2010
mugGet the Limp Twistermug.

tissue twister

remnant tissue resembling a unicorns horn after wiping , often found on a toilet seat or sometimes

amongst one's anal hair.
upon wiping I felt a sharp twinge around my anus and low and behold a piece of tissue had tornadoed itself around my ring hair,a tissue twister is born
by freakee fairee May 18, 2015
mugGet the tissue twistermug.

Pussy Twister

Similar to a nipple twister, an action in which one uses their fingers to twist the meat of the pussy. This practice usually occurs as a practical joke.
She's acting like a bitch; I'm going to give her a good old-fashion pussy twister.
by chicken thighs August 18, 2018
mugGet the Pussy Twistermug.

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