A 5 YEAR OLD GIRL WITH AN AMAZING HEART AND A BEST FRIEND NAMED ALEXANDER.... and Dad that should of stayed in hell
by Im sad because of Nina Tucker November 12, 2018
Get the Nina Tuckermug. When you have gone through horrific trauma, and a strong, wealthy, successful black man befriends you, tells you how proud he is of you, and wins over your trust, right before he interrupts you on a phone conversation to let you know he has been masturbating and is about to ejaculate. This is followed by the sound of a baby gorilla screaming in the phone for 5-10 seconds.
So this nice guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks seemed like a real sweetheart, but then he "Mel Tuckered" me and jacked off in the middle of me telling him about my favorite childhood memory.
by Beebs76 October 2, 2023
Get the Mel Tuckeredmug. A slutty hoe who teaches at hammonton high school and sucks dick in the back alley of Walmart as her best paying job
by Crystalicwolf19 February 15, 2018
Get the diane tuckermug. The act of sneaking up on unsuspecting campers while disguised in a bear costume. Once near the campers tent you wake the campers by shaking the tent until the campers run out. You then find the camper of your choice alone in the woods and rape them.
"I'm never going camping again suzy"
"Why?"
"Last week I was camping and a bear came out of no where and gave me The Trevor Tucker right in my ass"
"Why?"
"Last week I was camping and a bear came out of no where and gave me The Trevor Tucker right in my ass"
by Nate lowry January 3, 2010
Get the The Trevor Tuckermug. You have to both shit and piss in a John Q. Public. When you enter the restroom, you find a Little John awaiting you. Since you have to both shit and piss, you do the "Peter Tucker", ie, tuck your weiner, so as to avoid hitting your peckerhead on the inside of the toilet.
This morning, I woke up with a Woody Johnson, but I also had to piss like a fire hose, so I did the Peter Tucker to avoid getting the John Dickens.
by Jeff The Janitor June 18, 2006
Get the Peter Tuckermug. You know Fucks News is on because Tucker Carlson is jerking it under his desk again as some angry people talk about liberals.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
Get the Tucker Carlsonmug. by BooBooHead April 16, 2006
Get the chris tuckermug.