A 5 YEAR OLD GIRL WITH AN AMAZING HEART AND A BEST FRIEND NAMED ALEXANDER.... and Dad that should of stayed in hell
by Im sad because of Nina Tucker November 12, 2018
To be mauled, bit, licked, had your shoes stolen, rammed, jumped on, or had your car tires peed on by an extremely large chocolate lab.
He didn't have a chance, and soon as he entered the door, he was savagely Tucker Beared by his chocolate lab.
by Plaid-man November 03, 2009
A slutty hoe who teaches at hammonton high school and sucks dick in the back alley of Walmart as her best paying job
by Crystalicwolf19 February 13, 2018
The act of sneaking up on unsuspecting campers while disguised in a bear costume. Once near the campers tent you wake the campers by shaking the tent until the campers run out. You then find the camper of your choice alone in the woods and rape them.
"I'm never going camping again suzy"
"Why?"
"Last week I was camping and a bear came out of no where and gave me The Trevor Tucker right in my ass"
"Why?"
"Last week I was camping and a bear came out of no where and gave me The Trevor Tucker right in my ass"
by Nate lowry January 03, 2010
You have to both shit and piss in a John Q. Public. When you enter the restroom, you find a Little John awaiting you. Since you have to both shit and piss, you do the "Peter Tucker", ie, tuck your weiner, so as to avoid hitting your peckerhead on the inside of the toilet.
This morning, I woke up with a Woody Johnson, but I also had to piss like a fire hose, so I did the Peter Tucker to avoid getting the John Dickens.
by Jeff The Janitor June 16, 2006
You know Fucks News is on because Tucker Carlson is jerking it under his desk again as some angry people talk about liberals.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
by BooBooHead March 09, 2006