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Trumpet Nose 

When the one's nasal passage is blocked or shaped, at any particular time, in such a manner that a slight whistling noise can be heard when breathing in or out through the nose. One said to be releasing such a noise from his or her nose is temporarily gifted with the power of the 'trumpet nose' in all its glory. Sadly, as suggested earlier, the effects of the 'trumpet nose' are only short term, so treasure it whilst it lasts!
Megan: ...Chris...Hey Chris!!!

Chris: Yes love?

Megan: ...I've got...I've got...TRUMPET NOSE!!!

Chris: That's just fantastic news Megan, I'm oh so jealous..!

Megan: I bet! When was the last time u had it!? HA

Chris: ...it was such a long time ago, I forget...*sad face*

Megan: So T...Good luck getting to sleep tonight babe!

Chris: *mega sad face*
Trumpet Nose by Frank-Hood27 October 8, 2009
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trumpet bum 

Used to describe someone who farts alot.
Oh, gezzz... you trumpet bum!
trumpet bum by az_oz December 15, 2005

trumpet trousers 

Nasty name for someone who makes nasty smells from their posterior! Also a common name for Master Peters!
Oy trumpet trousers u stinky S**t!
trumpet trousers by Sexy Jon March 21, 2005

Trumpet Boy 

Trumpet boy is like he worst boy you could ever meet. He breaks your heart, talks shit behind you back, and thinks he’s the shit but he isn’t. Try to stay away from a person like him.
Omg! Stop acting like Trumpet Boy!

trumpet player 

egotistical but no one cares
cant usually play but can bs it better than anyone in band
thinks they are a gift from god and usually are
constantley gets it for hacking
can do just about anything
higher fasater louder screamed henderson at out wicked sweet trumpet player

trumpet donkey 

he or she who enjoys the sensation of male ejaculate stirking their facial features
I was just about to leave that shitty bar before I ran into a willing trumpet donkey
trumpet donkey by fuckeye September 4, 2005

Trumpet Muffle 

-The act of fucking someone in the ass while they are farting due to bad gas.
Dude, I took her out for Mexican food for dinner last night. By the time we made it back to my place I had to trumpet muffle her!