Trauma Olympian

A Trauma Olympian is someone who, whether you bring up something bad that happened to you, brings up something that happened to them that is much worse. See also Trauma Olympics.

Joe: I’m really bummed out, my Dog died of cancer yesterday.
Frank: At least your Dog didn’t get run over with a lawn mower like mine did.
Joe: Dude, that sucks, but this isn’t the Trauma Olympics. So quit being a Trauma Olympian, and let me feel sad over what happened to my Dog.

by Jizzfarter May 15, 2024

Trauma dumpy

When your friend has been through a lot so they channel it into growing their booty

You: Looking thick today bro that ass looking tight
Friend: thanks bro I've been training hard since my dad left
You: Damn you double cheecked up you getting that trauma dumpy

by DeesLaw November 21, 2021

Childhood ship trauma

A weird ship that you found as a kid with unlimited internet access and hate with your entire soul. Usually from cartoons from late 1990-2010’s and involves, incest, pedophilia, and/or, enemies to lovers

Friend 1: I hate the humanized bill cipher design

Friend 2: Ewwww! Don’t mention that, that’s my Childhood ship trauma

by ButcherOfZoos July 21, 2022

Poop trauma

The feeling that comes after you've eaten a large meal but shit so little, leaving you to wonder if some of the food couldn't find its way out of the trench.

"Dude, help. It's poop trauma again."

by The Tangible Laugh March 31, 2016

Trauma Friend

A friend everyone turns to whenever they’re going through so much and need help but once they’re much better don’t involve you anymore

He’s been her Trauma Friend for so long

by LeWiisdom November 23, 2021

trauma salad

A game you play with a friend or two and you record yourself on video taking turns pouring candy into a giant bowl while explaining a story about a true traumatic event. One story per bag of candy. The goal is to see how big the salad can go and you eat it at the end to celebrate healing.

Let's make a trauma salad and post it on tiktok.

by Joy Rising August 12, 2024

trauma top

A top who only gives during sex, and never receives due to PTSD or other traumatic experiences. This could include dysphoria or extreme insecurity.

Jack: Yo, did you go down on her?
Jill: Nah, she wouldn't let me, she's a trauma top.

by carol aird April 20, 2020