Double Dutch Upside Down Reverse Flying Trapeze

A sexual act involving interlocking arms while grabbing ones own penis. The pair then proceeds to do somersaults while causing the other one to masturbate ones self. The pair will create an illusion that they are spinning on a trapeze.

Bob was injured while performing a Double Dutch Upside Down Reverse Flying Trapeze with Tom.

by Blindsleep June 23, 2015

Trapdoor

The sexual maneuver, where the penis is repositioned from the vagina to the anus very quickly during intercourse.

She was getting pretty loose and bored so I pulled the trapdoor on her.

or

Connor that bastard pulled the trapdoor on me last night!

by Donald Fagen November 23, 2003

Trapped

Used to describe the utter loss of words when one contradicts what another is saying. Leaving the original speaker with no comeback.

Guy 1: Bryan, shut up, I never slept with her!
Guy 2: Dude, Aaron, we have the video.
Guy 1: (baffled, nothing to say)
Guy 2: Haha. TRAPPED!

by MM and KK December 21, 2008

Trapped like a Tiger

After being on a lovely date with a woman, you try and make move on your lady friend. Unfortunately she has drunk a little too much alcohol and then proceeds to retch outside the car door window. You then decide to roll the window up trapping it against her neck. As the windows pins her neck, you have sexual intercourse with her from behind, generally in a doggy style like fashion or any other position you can perform or fathom while she is in a state of immobility.

Sarah drank too much last night and started to puke outside the window of my car. I thought to myself what would happen if I roll up the window. So, I figured why the hell not. Noticing that she was trapped like a tiger, I fucked her from behind. I believed the concept was so brilliant and hilarious that I had to write at urban dictionary.com

by Pb and J October 7, 2007

Trapezoid

Trapezoid is a word to explain irrelevant people because a trapezoid is an irrelevant shape that no one wants. Who would want a trapezoid over any other shape?

Guy 1: So dude if you had to pick a shape between a circle, square, trapezoid, and a diamond, which one would you want the least?

Guy 2: Oh of course the trapezoid like why the fuck would I pick a trapezoid.

by Shape Expert December 16, 2015

turd trapeze

The act of laying toilet paper across a toilet as to cover the entire opening, putting the seat down to assure the paper stays put, and shitting on top of the paper to give the appearance that the toilet is supremely clogged and strikes fear into anyone who would dare to flush it. It's called the trapeze because the turd is skillfully balanced like a trapeze high artist.

What the hell, Carlos you clogged our toilet!

Wait nevermind, it was just a turd trapeze.

by Slate Giz February 16, 2010

Carlton United Tragedy

1. Song from the album "The Stage is Set" -Lyrical Commission.

2. A mindset/disease affecting the greater part of the Australian hip-hop community since as early as the mid-to late 80's but the earliest RECORDED cases began in approximately 2003.

Undiagnosed, said disease can result in ultimate suffering for the individual in question. Sufferers develop symptoms aged anywhere between 16-years of age to their mid-30's although onset of said disease can ensnare victims as early as 11.(In exceptional cases especially in Boomtown, Melburn, Sydney and Adlayde.) Though not a terminal disease it can linger dormant or increasingly active until death.

Symptoms may include: Being a addict to heavy drums/drugs, the son of a broken family, (empty) Cartons in the vicinity, Carving beats like some carcass meat and the reported feeling of being "Partial to insanity, Half-full in a fantasy..."(And in certain extreme cases the indescribable, undeniable desire to ingest bulk piss but only possessing the money for a short bus trip... usually resulting in 'shenanigans', 'horseplay' or most commonly 'tomfoolery' .(see Ex 2.)

The only treatment available currently in Australia involves several months of repetitious 'Oz-hiphopology', occasional 'racking' of luxury items, 'artistic stress release' and detoxing the body of 'evil toxins' with copious amounts of beer... (if beer is not available any drink over 4.5% alcohol is acceptable as is Cask Wine(see Goon) under Aus$11.)

So far, there are no known survivors...

(Ex 1.)
Adlay #1: "Whoa, manng! Check how drunk those Kunts are. 'Carlton United Tragedy' stylin' hahahaha "

Adlay #2: "Esh, Brahh! hahaha!"

Adlay #1: "Shhh! uckfay!, I think he heard us... Let's cruise manng!!"

Adlay #2: "Eshh Brah, Outties!!"

(Ex.2)

B: I'm fiending some drinks aye...
R: Yeah... so?
B: Wish I had cash, I got no money and it's a fuckin 'Carlton United Tragedy'...
R: Shut up. Story of your life...

by 215Klique October 11, 2007