After being on a lovely date with a woman, you try and make move on your lady friend. Unfortunately she has drunk a little too much alcohol and then proceeds to retch outside the car door window. You then decide to roll the window up trapping it against her neck. As the windows pins her neck, you have sexual intercourse with her from behind, generally in a doggy style like fashion or any other position you can perform or fathom while she is in a state of immobility.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods