Tow Bag

Used to describe a female of ill repute you uses guest hand towels for purposes for which they are not designed. Typically this would involve the cleaning of excrement or vomit but can extend to mopping up vaginal discharge.

Darl, would you look at the fuckin mess that Tow Bag made in the donny.

OMG - I'm sorry Hun but Normans play by there own rules.

by Htothearters October 19, 2013

Tow Trucking

When one male tightly grasps another males dick and gives a good ol yank. Tow trucking often become a competition very similar to tug of war or mercy.

I called the tow truck on cole at the back of the bus last night. That was some good tow trucking

by Glennybustrips December 20, 2017

Towing bitches

When you finger a girl with your toes

Last night I was towing bitches back to back with my feet

by 3shadess April 3, 2022

The tow-truck maneuver

When two dogs are humping and walking backwards, and I human being makes the tow-truck in reverse noise

Today at the dog park, my pets partook in the tow-truck maneuver, while I made the tow-truck noise as my mom watched in horror

by That bottom bitch October 25, 2019

towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.

I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.

by Pope Bend-a-dick December 1, 2017

tow

A southern term for messed up, ugly, and or tore up.

Girl: My hair look tow tf up omg

by tayyyyyyyy May 18, 2022

Tow Truck

Alright men. Y’all gotta hear it.

We all know a tow truck or you are one.

If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.

Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.

This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.

‘Baby you’re not a player you’re just a tow truck, im not gonna smash.”
*and then you get left on read*

by Bigolbiddy May 5, 2021