toss my salad

To throw a pre-packaged dish of assorted vegetables (ie. lettuce, tomato, celery & mayonnaise) upon a surface in a sudden motion of the arm.

I tossed my salad back onto the table, deciding I wasn't hungry anymore.

by oompaloompa June 14, 2003

Salad tossing

The act of eating the booty while jerking them off at the same time.

"She always wanted to try salad tossing on me"

by Alstone930 June 18, 2017

tossing my salad

To masturbate oneself or another

I'm going to tossing my salad now

by Vhscan January 13, 2021

toss my salad

a gay guy who loved his balls played with by a nother guy an they make out in the process.

hey baby im horny u want 2 toss my salad as we kiss 4 hours?

by Jizzing in ur pants December 23, 2009

Salad Tossing

When you spread another man's ass-cheeks apart and then bury your face in his hairy,sweaty ass-crackthen you lick & tongue-fuck his tight,twitching ass-hole

"want your salad tossed?","toss my salad you muther-fuckin' ass-licker!","You salad tossing faggot!"

by Titokf3 March 6, 2008

toss my salad

Used by people who play halo, after killing an opponent u repeatedly squat down over the corpse of your enemy and yell "toss my salad bitch!" before they respawn.
see: tbag

Toss my salad like your mom tossed it last night

by AltCoder April 30, 2005

tossing one's salad

1. To reign supreme over an opposing force; dominate
2. To rape, pillage and plunder
3. To mix an individual's leafage and vegetables with Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing, usually in a large, glass bowl, with tongs, under the protective blanket of comfort and security that is Suburban America

1. "This latte with extra foamy stuff could easily be tossing one's salad right about now."
2. "William Wallace tossed English salad."
3. "Jane, our 17-year-old honor roll student, school newspaper editor and easily noticeable virgin, tosses a mean salad. Great work, Jane."

by simplyorange November 8, 2008