You Tong

One of a wonderful living creature on the planet earth, it drink xiaomeimei’s milk all day, (and even goon to it) It breaks ice and eat it as breakfast which is one of his leisure activities, usually food is the main consumption of his(high calories one) and he usually is quite fit.

You are such a You Tong you should stop

Go on cut you are so You Tong

by 1$4 May 20, 2025

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Thai Tong

The hottest man alive, can put any woman (and man) to bed. Loves gay chameleon midgets farting in each others faces while eating dog shit. His balls are as strong as the rocks head (also has blue balls).

Chick 1: have you seen thai tong, he said he would shit on my face tonight.
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga

by phoenix is a simp October 18, 2021

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Tong

Beautiful Asian girl, with a unique personality. If you meet a Tong, you're so lucky. They put always their friendship first. She's called too the rainbow of your day because no matter where you are, if she is, it would be a good day. Definitely like a surprise box, she can always surprise you. Shy at outside but very sexy in the inside.

-Oh, my friend is so Tong!

by You're daily dictionary November 21, 2021

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Tongs

Mid Western slang heavily used in North Western PA, & North East Ohio during the 1960's, and 70's for "flat sandal thong toed flip flops," or inexpensive plastic/rubber shower shoes of that time period,

Don't forget to grab your" tongs," kids, we might go to the beach

by Swago-soul February 12, 2020

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