Tofu the girl

A girl whos the most sweet, shy, short, little bean. Everyone wants to be her, or be WITH her. She thinks shes amazing at video games (but shes not) and its cute. She overthinks way too easily, and needs protected all the time.
by loverlikeme February 15, 2021
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White tofu

White tofu is slang for cocaine. It's mostly used when you are in public and tryna talk about cocaine or sell with out making it obvious to people around you.
Person 1 "Yo, you sell White Tofu?"

Person 2 "Yea, how much you want?"
by akya March 28, 2023
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Spicy Tofu

A Food That Helps You Make Some Bomb Ramen
"Can you pass me the Spicy Tofu."
by MineMan21 October 24, 2017
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Rotting Tofu Situation

Or R.T.S.
It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.
1.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.

2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.
by Martobe March 02, 2010
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Tofu Magnet

A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.
Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.

Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.
by narbles February 07, 2011
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cheese tofu

by Ran Dumb ant January 15, 2021
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Tofu Penis

Someone with a soft penis or erectile dysfunction

Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker
Ray,you tofu penis, can’t even ask Joaquina to suck your cock.
by CrazyRadio May 04, 2019
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