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Bridget Tofu Slomka

A very good friend wh is very epic. When hyper, her epicness increaes by 20%. She has epic hair!!! >:3
Don't die, it's bad for your health.
-Bridget Tofu Slomka
by Imabatscreech November 6, 2012
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add chix & tofu

1.95 at the coop
must be said in new york accent
if you get chix $ tofu and you are not satisfied you can tell the cook that it is too rare and then throw all the chix & tofu back at them
it is a good idea to save up all your flex cash and on the last day of the semester order "as many orders of chix & tofu as ya got" (new york accent of course)
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by Pizzanomnom November 5, 2009
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Rotting Tofu Situation

Or R.T.S.
It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.
1.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.

2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.
by Martobe March 2, 2010
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technicolor tofu

Epic puke that looks like it belongs in movies
Don't eat a dreamcicle when you have the flu. What'll come up is technicolor tofu.
by ftabohica1978 February 10, 2017
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raw tofu

When you're a hardcore vegan who is also lazy and you like the taste of wet, cold, slimy, jiggly stuff that tastes like nothing.
I'm so hardcore, I just got my day's worth of protein eating a brick of raw tofu and all I had to do was open the package. Breakfast is done!
by Wordsemup May 26, 2017
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Spicy Tofu

A Food That Helps You Make Some Bomb Ramen
"Can you pass me the Spicy Tofu."
by MineMan21 October 24, 2017
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cold tofu

Cold turkey veganism; going vegan without any transitional diet.
Yeah, one of my bros went through some heavy spiritual stuff. He's gone cold tofu.
by Gibbiary November 27, 2020
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